Tuesday, 15 July 2014

30. Planning to get couples cup



CHAPTER 30
Planning to get couples cup

All were sitting on the ground in a circle wearing jogging dress. In the centre, Prutvi and Arvind were sitting.

Chandini said, “Prutvi, have you thought of a plan how to win the couples cup? We are all waiting to hear.”

Prutvi closed his eyes for a while. “My plan is ready. If you are ready to adopt it, I will tell you. You will have to mould your husbands.”

Danalakshmi said seriously, “Don’t worry. They are not husbands. These ladies are only the husbands.”

The wives said confidently, “If they don’t listen, then finished. Already they shiver when we talk.”

Prutvi nodded. “Ok. Let us consider Tripura aunty. Aunty, you are 90kg. Your husband is 60 kg. Difference is 30 kg. To win the matching couple cup, you have to reduce to 60 kg or Brahmaji has to blow up to 90kg.”

Tripura asked, “Are you going to teach me some new exercises?”

Chandini smiled and thought, “Naughty person. Wonder what he will do to all of them.”

Prutvi said, “This is a new type of exercise. If you do ordinary exercise, you will reduce only by 10 kg in time for the cup. There will be a gap of 20 kg. So we can’t adopt that plan on you. To win the cup there is only one way.”
He closed his eyes.

Tripura said, “I have to win the cup. I will do anything you say.”

Danalakshmi said, “Please silence. He is thinking.”

Prutvi opened his eyes. “Only one way. You have to blow up Brahmaji to 90 kgs in time for the cup. That is very easy.”

All looked at him. He looked at Tripura. “Will uncle listen to you?”

Tripura said seriously, “If he does not, we will all join hands and wash him like we wash clothes.”

Danalakshmi said immediately, “I will lead you all.”

Chandini laughed. But others were serious
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Prutvi said, “You have to do as I say. The blow up process will be like this. You have to give him lunch 4 times a day and tiffin in the morning. Quarter kg of ghee, half kg of mutton and 1 kg of chicken, two times vegetarian and 2 times non-vegetarian meal. Also to get the shiny skin, give him quarter kg of fish. If you do like this, he will blow up by 15 kg per month to reach 90 kg in two months in time for the cup. The cup will be yours for sure.”

Tripura closed her eyes. She saw the cup in front of her eyes. She opened her eyes.
“I will adopt the blow up process as you say. With the help of Danalakshmi and the other ladies, I will make him eat as you say and win the cup.”

All said, “We will be behind and front of her and support in all ways.”

Chandini said, “One cup is not enough. Saundarya aunty should also win the cup.”

“I must also win the cup.” Said Saundarya.

Prutvi closed his eyes or a while. “Your case is much easier. Theirs was an uploading process while yours is a downloading process. Tell me. How many times does your husband eat in one day?”

“He eats 2 kgs of combination food at a time. If he saw quarter kg of ghee, he just drinks it all up. During lunch, he keeps on eating till all the food in the house is over. The carrier he takes to the office is enough for 7 to 8 people.”

Prutvi said, “Your husband’s download process is very easy. See how you are. So beautiful and so thin. Like a teenage girl.”

Saundarya was shy.

Prutvi said, “Let us consider your husband. The treatment is very easy. From tomorrow, you should give him only 250 gms of food in the whole day. Within one week he will reduce by 5kgs. In the2nd week you give him only 200gms and he will reduce by 10 kg. In the 3rd week it is enough if you give him 100 gms. When it is time for the cup, he will come to your size. The cup is guaranteed.”

Saundarya was excited. She too started dreaming of the cup. “I have no problem with my husband. He listens to whatever I say.”

Saundarya started seeing the cup in front of her eyes.

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